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Dreadlock Jokes

I gave my sheepdog dreadlocks

He's a ruftafarian

What do you call a snowman with dreadlocks?

A snowmon

I cut my dreadlocks off a few weeks ago.

And I haven't looked black since.

It makes sense that tumblr is against whites with dreadlocks

After all, these are the *dreaded* white people they're always talking about.

I have a huge phobia of hair.

I dreadlocks.

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The best thing about white chicks with dreadlocks is that they’ll still suck your dick even if you haven’t showered in a couple of weeks.

Free love without judgement~

Jamaicans that fear operating doors with a key...

They dreadlocks.

Weed is not harmless.

Think of another drug that causes white guys to grow dreadlocks and become rappers.

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This guy is going on a business trip, and his girlfriend wants him to tattoo her name on his dick...

So he lands in Jamaica. Before leaving the airport, he has to take a leak. He's at the urinal, and this tall, dreadlocked Jamaican goes to the urinal next him.

This guy can't help it, he peaks. And to his surprise, this Jamaican's dick is tattooed with what appears to be the same name.
She...

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A guy moves into a new apartment building...

He decides to host a party to get to know his neighbours. Being the sort of person who liked to do things a little differently he throws a costume party but with a unique theme. Every guest must turn up dressed up as an emotion.

The big night finally arrives and our host is feeling nervous. W...

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