Light Green Jokes - 5 Hilarious Light Green Jokes

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On a traffic light green means go, yellow means yield and red means stop.

But on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the fuck did you get that banana at?

A city bus driver is doing his route.

After picking up some passengers, an argument about race broke out. Most of the passengers on the bus are getting involved and after twenty minutes of bickering the driver, tired of the argument, slams on the brakes and stops in the middle of the street. Everyone shuts up. He stands up and shouts a...

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Bananas Are Like Traffic Lights...

Except the colors mean different things. You see... with a traffic light green means go, Yellow means be cautious slow down & red means stop. On a banana, green means hold up be cautious. Yellow means go ahead it’s okay! & red means where the hell did you get that banana.

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Bus Ride

A bunch of people are riding the bus. All the black people are sitting in the back and all the white people are sitting in the front. All of a sudden, a black guy gets up and starts yelling about wanting to sit in the front. An argument breaks out and everyone starts shouting at each other.

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