A 90 year old man goes to doctor and says "I have two major problems". " Well I'm listening" replies the doctor. "First of all I'm having sex every day, but back in days I was able to do 2 or 3 times a day".. "Well still very impressive sir and what is the other problem"??
"I am a pa...
A lier, crook, and murderer walks into a bar....
The bartender asks, "What'll it be, Mrs. Clinton?"
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A cowboy walks into a saloon
Its empty but for the barkeep.
"Where is everyone?" cowboy asked
"They ran. Hiding. The black rider is coming" said the old man
"Why are they afraid of the black rider, whos he" puzzled cowboy asked
"He will kill any men, women and some say even children that he sees on...