A thief, a murderer, and a lier walk into a bar.

The Bartender says: "What will it be, Senator?"

A man walks into a bar.

When signing the bill, the bartender gives him a 10 inch pen. Amused, the man asks where the bartender got the big Bic pen from. The bartender says a genie granted him a wish.

The man laughs at the bartender in disbelief. The bartender not wanting to be called a lier, reaches under the bar,...

A lier, crook, and murderer walks into a bar....

The bartender asks, "What'll it be, Mrs. Clinton?"

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A cowboy walks into a saloon

Its empty but for the barkeep.

"Where is everyone?" cowboy asked

"They ran. Hiding. The black rider is coming" said the old man

"Why are they afraid of the black rider, whos he" puzzled cowboy asked

"He will kill any men, women and some say even children that he sees on...

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