My friends think that your name represents what you should do in life. Dina worked to find a dinosaur fossil, and Jack became a lumberjack,
We don’t talk about Cliff.
The other day I found a little dog in Queens
It looked like it was starving and cold so I decided to take it home
It was a tiny little puppy and was filthy so I couldn’t really tell what kind of dog it was and decided to ask around
I first went to my friend from the Bronx
He said “that’s not a dog just one of those baby ra...
A velociraptor on long island...
I made this up the other day. I don't have high hopes but what the hell:
One day a velociraptor moved to Long Island. He was sick of life in the jungle and decided to try new things. Walking down the street one day, the velociraptor noticed a 'Help Wanted' sign resting on a diner window. Thi...
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