What do you call a German barber?

Herr Kutz

(This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)

I heard a tale about the first barber...

He was a German man named, Herr Dreßer

What did the Allied forces call the German army as it retreated at the end of WWII?

A receding herr line

What do German girls call getting divorced and remarried?

A Herr transplant.

German Mining Company

German miner, "herr supervisor, we're working so many hours and we're so efficient that within a year we will run out of ore to mine."

Mine Supervisor, "this is a problem. A very bad problem."

Miner, "what do you suggest we do?"

Supervisor, "Mein Fuhrer."

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An old Jewish joke.

Rabbi Altmann and his secretary were sitting in a coffeehouse in Berlin in 1935. "Herr Altmann," said his secretary, "I notice you're reading Der Stürmer! I can't understand why. A Nazi libel sheet! Are you some kind of masochist, or, God forbid, a self-hating Jew?"

"On the contrary, Frau Eps...

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Hitler asks a jewish kid...

Hitler wants to hear the dreams of jewish kids. So, he visits Auschwitz and finds one kid sitting in a corner, freezing to death.

"Hallo kinder, what is your dream?"

"Herr Hitler, when I grow-"

"IF..IF you grow up."

What do Germans call Micheal Jordans sneakers?

Herr Jordan's AirJordans

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward? [OC]

A receeding Herr line.

Michael Jordan tried escaping his nickname in Germany...

but they still called him Herr Jordan.

An American, a Frenchman and an East German (this joke takes place in 1982)

are having a few drinks and discussing what true happiness is.

The American says "For me, true happiness is to work hard all day at a job I love, and then to come home and share dinner with my family."

The Frenchman says "Oh, you Americans, you're obsessed with work. To me true happine...

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