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Lamps Jokes

A burglar stole all of my lamps

I should be upset, but I’m delighted

A man wakes up hungover, with no memory of coming home.

He realizes he's fully clothed in bed. He sees one of the lamps on a bedside table is broken, and he smells like he was sick on himself. He sits up and sees muddy tracks leading to his bed.

The man groans and holds his head, knowing he's going to be in big trouble with his wife. She then e...

A cop drives past my open garage in California, and notices my plants and grow lamps. He stops and shouts, “You better not be growing weed with those lamps!”

“You’re gonna need at least twice the wattage and a lot more room!”

What prehistoric animal loves lamps?

Mam-moths

A man returns home only to find out all the lamps in his house were stolen

He was delighted

A robber went into someone's house and stole all the lamps

To his surprise, he later found the owner of said house de-lighted

Lampshades are just a lamps foreskin!

That's all I wanted to say.... Thanks

What do you call an increase in the cost of magic lamps over time?

Djinnflation

They should have called it Silence of the Lamps

It was a dark film

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