A burglar stole all of my lamps

I should be upset, but I’m delighted

What do you call an increase in the cost of magic lamps over time?

Djinnflation

A cop drives past my open garage in California, and notices my plants and grow lamps. He stops and shouts, “You better not be growing weed with those lamps!”

“You’re gonna need at least twice the wattage and a lot more room!”

A man came home and discovered that someone has stolen all his lamps.

He was delighted.

I came home from work yesterday to find that someone broke into my home. it seemed like they didn't really take a whole lot. My TV, my PS4 and my legos were fine. But the room was dark, even when I tried to turn on the lights. Seems the only thing that was taken were my lightbulbs and a couple lamps

I was delighted.

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