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How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?

Narcissists don’t use light bulbs. They use gaslighting.

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How many redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many redittors does it take to change a lightbulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers ...

How did communists light their homes before candles?

with light bulbs

How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde?

With a TikTok account and some decent photo editing software, only about 4.

A man walks into a hardware store and speaks to the cashier...

"Have you any two watt bulbs?"
"For what?"
"That’ll do, I'll take two."
"Two what?"
"I thought you didn’t have any."
"Any what?"
"Yes please!"

2.000 light bulbs stolen

Investigators still in the dark

How many twitter people does it take to change a light bulb

Twelve million and one. One to change the lightbulb and twelve million to complain about how that one person ruined light bulbs forever

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