What's the deal with lampshades?

I mean if it's a lamp, why do you want shades?

4 comrades go to a Soviet hotel for a night during a business trip...

As they walk into their room, 3 of them, whip out some vodka, food and cigarettes and begin to make jokes about the government and be very loud indeed. The 4th one is trying to get some meaningful sleep and knowing that it would be fruitless to ask them to stop, hatches an ingenious plan.
He goes...

What is a moth’s favorite type of glasses?

Lampshades!

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