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One Christmas morning, a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light and next to him is a little girl on her brand-new bike.

The cop says to the young girl, "Nice bike you got there sweetheart. Did Santa bring that to you?"

“Yes, he did,” she replied sweetly.

With a smile on his face, the cop says "Well, next year, tell Santa to put a taillight on that bike,” and he proceeds to hand the girl a $20 ticket....

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John gets pulled over on the 405 with his girlfriend in the passenger seat

John: Is there a problem officer?

Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone

John: No, I was only going 65 tops

John's girlfriend: Oh John, you were going 80

John gives his girlfriend a nasty look

Cop: I'm also writing you a ticket for your broken taillight
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You can buy USB-powered taillights...

I guess they’re for safely backing up your computer.

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After driving for 10 hours, a truck driver get pulled over by a police officer

PO: Do you know why you got pulled over?

TD: No not really.

PO: Come on out I’ll show you.

The truck driver get out of his truck and the police officer pointed to the brokers taillight

TD: Oh fuck boss is going to kill me!

PO: Its fine, it’s only a small fine.
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I got pulled over by Cop today...

Cop: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"

Me: "Yeah. It's that short in my taillights. Everytime I turn they blink on and off."

Cop; "You gotta get that fixed. No one else's car on the road is doing that."

A guy with his wife gets pulled over

Cop: Did you know that your left taillight was out.

Man: No I didn't know sir, thank you for telling me

Wife: Stop lying, that light has been out for almost a year

Cop: Is this true.

Man: No, my wife is a little crazy.

Cop: Also, you were going over the speed limit...

Three men walk into a car part store...

“I need taillights for a Mustang” the first one says. “What year?” the employee asks. “2015” he answers. “There you go”, the worker hands in the parts. The second guy goes to the counter, saying “I need a steering wheel for a Mustang”. “What year?”
“1997” he answers. “There you go”. After he paye...

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