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Why did peewee Herman fire his lawyer when he got arrested for masturbating in a public theater?

He figured he could get himself off.

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What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Peewee Herman have in common?

They were both caught with hands in their drawers.

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Shot in the back of the head

Name two people who were shot in the back of the head in a Theatre in America?

Abraham Lincoln and...

The guy in front of PeeWee Herman...

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