Olympic Sport Jokes - 13 Hilarious Olympic Sport Jokes

If laziness was an Olympic sport.

I'd come in fourth so I wouldn't have to walk up to the podium.

If laziness was an Olympic sport...

I would be fourth so I wouldn't have to step up on the podium.

What is Russia's favorite olympic sport?

Cross-country

What Olympic sport will Ukrainians always beat Russian in?

The javelin thrown.

Which Olympic sport does Russia score highest in?

The javelin catch.

If having low confidence and low self-esteem was an Olympic sport...

I would probably get bronze.

If lazyness was an olympic sport

I would not have have signed up for it. Too much hazzle

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My favorite winter Olympic sport is women’s curling...

Because it’s the one time every four years I can yell, “sweep harder” at a woman, and no one thinks it’s because I’m a sexist pig.

There should be a Olympic sport just for women

Name it “500m jump to conclusions”

What was the most practiced Olympic sport in the late 1920s?

Defenestration.

What's the hardest Olympic sport to master?

Hurdling. There are a lot of obstacles on the way, and it's hard to get a leg up on the competition.

What is the saddest Olympic sport to watch?

Water Polio

I saw an ad for a prison. Apparently they have the safest gym in the country.

There's an Olympic sports doctor there 24/7.

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