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If laziness was an Olympic sport.

I'd come in fourth so I wouldn't have to walk up to the podium.

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If laziness was an Olympic sport...

I would be fourth so I wouldn't have to step up on the podium.

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What is Russia's favorite olympic sport?

Cross-country

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What Olympic sport will Ukrainians always beat Russian in?

The javelin thrown.

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Which Olympic sport does Russia score highest in?

The javelin catch.

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If having low confidence and low self-esteem was an Olympic sport...

I would probably get bronze.

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If lazyness was an olympic sport

I would not have have signed up for it. Too much hazzle

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My favorite winter Olympic sport is women’s curling...

Because it’s the one time every four years I can yell, “sweep harder” at a woman, and no one thinks it’s because I’m a sexist pig.

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There should be a Olympic sport just for women

Name it “500m jump to conclusions”

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What was the most practiced Olympic sport in the late 1920s?

Defenestration.

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What's the hardest Olympic sport to master?

Hurdling. There are a lot of obstacles on the way, and it's hard to get a leg up on the competition.

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What is the saddest Olympic sport to watch?

Water Polio

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I saw an ad for a prison. Apparently they have the safest gym in the country.

There's an Olympic sports doctor there 24/7.

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