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Kringle Jokes

How does Kris Kringle clean his hands?

Santatizer

What style of potato chips does Santa Claus like best?

Kringle Cut

One Christmas Eve, many decades ago, Santa Claus announced to his elves, "I'm supposed to begin my annual flight in one hour. But there are still some toys that need to be made and put into my sack. I need all seven of my elite toymakers to finish the toys on time."

"I'm so sorry, Mr. Kringle," said the elf in charge of the workshop. "One of the elite toymakers is on vacation, and two are sick. I'm afraid we only have four elites tonight."

"So be it," said Santa.

It took two hours for the elves to finish making the toys. By the time they were done...

What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?

Crisp Kringle.

What do you call Santa when he comes down the chimney and the fire is still going?

Krisp Kringle

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