I've called my dog Cadbury Research Department

He's a chocolate lab



[NSFW] Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker.

It was just After Eight.

They got off at Quality Street.

He asked her name. ‘Polo, I’m the one with the hole’ she said with a Wispa.

‘I’m Marathon, the one with the nuts’ he replied.

He touched her Cream Eggs, which was a Kinder Surprise for her.

Then he slipped hi...

I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar.

Could be a Chinese Wispa.

My wife always gets mad about splitting the grocery bill because "she doesn't eat doritos and Cadbury eggs"

But I've never used any of the cleaning supplys she always buys , and you never hear me complaining.

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Why did Cadburys invent white chocolate?

So black kids could get dirty faces too.

Guy who hasn't seen his Girlfriend since lock-down, phoned her.

Guy: Hi babe hows the diet going.?

Her: Not good, I had eggs for breakfast.

Guy: Scrambled.?

Her: No, Cadbury's.

Apparently Cadbury's are making an oriental chocolate bar

I reckon it's just a Chinese whisper

"How's the diet going?" I asked my mate.

"Not good," he sighed. "I had 5 eggs for breakfast this morning."

"Oh dear," I replied. "Fried?"

"No," he said. "Cadburys!"

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