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Robert Kraft Jokes

What do Tom Brady and Robert Kraft still have in common?

They go to Florida for happy endings

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Robert Kraft facing charges of soliciting a prostitute just means...

That once again the Patriots are tied to a scandal involving deflated balls.

Robert Kraft - 7 rings.

Robert Kraft:

- 2001 Super Bowl Ring
- 2003 Super Bowl Ring
- 2004 Super Bowl Ring
- 2014 Super Bowl Ring
- 2016 Super Bowl Ring
- 2018 Super Bowl Ring
- 2019 Prostitution Ring

What's Robert Kraft's favorite wing flavor?

Dry rub!

What is Robert Kraft's favorite football play?

The rub and tug in the end zone.

Robert Kraft doesn't always have a use for massage parlors.

But sometimes they come in handy.

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Patriots owner Robert Kraft charged with solicitation of prostitution

‪Robert Kraft ought to open his own chain of rub-n-tug parlors called Kraft’s Singles. “Your balls deflated or your money back!”‬

I ordered a steak prepared à la Robert Kraft at a steakhouse outside Gilette Stadium.

It was well-aged meat, massaged with an Asian rub, publicly grilled and roasted.

Somehow it looks like Robert Kraft will get away with his little massage parlor incident...

This isn't the first time he got off...

People are giving Robert Kraft a hard time for paying someone to give him a tug, but let's be honest...

Giving _yourself_ a tug isn't that comfortable when you've got 6 rings on.

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