My friend called me in tears because his favorite Swedish car manufacturer is no longer in business.
But I just wasn't interested in listening to his Saab story.
What do you call a depressing tale about a discontinued car?
A Saab Story.
My friend got a Scandinavian car but he keep complaining about all the problems he’s having with it.
It’s a really just a “Saab story.”
My friend is always complaining about the Swedish car dealership he works at. Today I had enough and finally said I don’t want to hear anymore of your
Saab stories
A Swedish friend of mine told me how he lost everything when the car company he worked for went out of business.
It was a real Saab story.
Watched a talent show audition and of course before this guy gets up to sing he has to go on and on about how his Swedish car broke down on the way there and he has no way home, etc.
I wish people could just sing without telling a Saab story.
TIFU by getting into the wrong car after the European Auto Show.
whoops, wrong Saab
My neighbor is always complaining about his Swedish car breaking down all the time.
I’m getting really tired of the Saab stories.
My friend called me super excited and...
Wanted to tell me about his new car he just bought. He got a nice red 9-5 from the local dealership. He was going on and on about how he haggled the price down, but I was in the middle of something important. I told him I didn't want to hear his Saab story.
I'm reading a book about Swedish automotive history.
It's a real Saab story.
Everyone was tired of hearing Greg complain about his car troubles
It was always a Saab story
So my friend called me last night to tell me about how his Swedish car broke down
But I told him I didn't have time for his Saab stories
Have you heard the one about the failed Swedish car company?
I'd tell it to you, but nobody likes a Saab story.
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