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Did you hear that Kellogg is discontinuing some of their cereals like Rice Krispies and Pops?

When that news Cracked, their customers Snapped.

Kelloggs once had a cereal called 'Snatch'

You open it up, dump out the cereal and eat the box.

What made Rice Krispies long before Kellogg’s?

The Atomic Bomb

What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common?

They both make pop tarts.

Saying Donald Trump is the same color as Kellogg's corn cereal is

flake news

Never pour cereal down the loo.

It Kellogg's up your toilet.

My blonde friend Charlene phones me up to ask for help with her jigsaw puzzle

I said "Surely, you can manage a simple jigsaw puzzle without needing help?"
She said "No honesty, it's really hard. The pieces are quite similar. I've been working on it night and day for a week and I've got nowhere"
I said "what's the picture of?"
"She said "It's a cartoon chicken."
I ...

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