What game do you play with a wombat?

Wom.

Did you know that wombats are capable of complex mathematical operations?

They can cube the number 2.

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TIL that wombats poo is shaped like a cube instead of spherical.

I almost shit a brick.

Why did the wombat cross the road?

To see his flat mate

How do you solve a marsupial argument?

Trial by wombat

An Australian and his two friends, kangaroo and wombat, were arguing who the best fighter were among them.

When suddenly a Crocodile appears in search of trouble. The friends thought this was their chance to prove their respective points.
The wombat was a master of Brazilian Jiu-jitsu and quickly took down the crocodile and have him tap out.
They let the latter rest and forced him to fight the kang...

I'm thinking of starting a marsupial fighting championship

I'll call it mortal wombat

An elephant was drinking from a river...

When he noticed a turtle asleep on a log. He ambled up over and kicked it clear across the river.
'What did you do that for?' Asked a passing wombat.
'Because I recognised it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 53 years ago'
'What a memory!!' Says the wombat.
'Yes,' said t...

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