Did you know that wombats are capable of complex mathematical operations?
They can cube the number 2.
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TIL that wombats poo is shaped like a cube instead of spherical.
I almost shit a brick.
Why did the wombat cross the road?
To see his flat mate
How do you solve a marsupial argument?
Trial by wombat
An Australian and his two friends, kangaroo and wombat, were arguing who the best fighter were among them.
When suddenly a Crocodile appears in search of trouble. The friends thought this was their chance to prove their respective points. The wombat was a master of Brazilian Jiu-jitsu and quickly took down the crocodile and have him tap out. They let the latter rest and forced him to fight the kang...
I'm thinking of starting a marsupial fighting championship
I'll call it mortal wombat
An elephant was drinking from a river...
When he noticed a turtle asleep on a log. He ambled up over and kicked it clear across the river. 'What did you do that for?' Asked a passing wombat. 'Because I recognised it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 53 years ago' 'What a memory!!' Says the wombat. 'Yes,' said t...