That I wasn’t coming into the office today because I’ve got a bad flare up of occupational rectal cataracts.
She asked “What the hell is that? Does it hurt?”
I said “Not really, I just can’t see my ass coming in tomorrow!”
We had a sick gathering last night. The Roof was on fire!
I'm sad to say that grandma's brain tumor isnt getting better and who knew chocolate chip cookies could flare up like that...
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