The Corniest joke ever

What corn soldiers are you?

We’re kernels!

Right before I die, i'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels.

My cremation is going to be epic.

What did the corn boy say when he lost his kernels?

THIS SHUCKS

What do you call things used to smooth corn kernels?

Kernel Sanders.

My 8 year old son's [OC] - "How do cannibals make popcorn?"

They just feed their dinner a bunch of popcorn kernels before cooking them.

Being in quarantine hasn't really affected me.

But I do think it's strange that in one box of rice there were 6839 rice kernels and in another it was 6723.

Now, that would be the absolute last laugh

I want to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels before I die. Imagine the reaction of the guy that works at the cremation center!!

Dying me and popcorn.

[about to get the electric chair]

executioner: why would you choose this as your last meal

me: [eating another spoon full of unpopped popcorn kernels] you'll see

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What army reproduces asexually?

The corn army. They're only kernels and no privates

There was a bad accident at the Air Force base.

A jeep ran over a bag of popcorn and killed two kernels.

If pirates from the Pacific North West say "Shiver me timbers!", what do pirates from Iowa say?

"Shiver me kernels!"

In your will, be sure to write you want to be cremated.

The night before you die, eat as many popcorn kernels as humanly possible.

I'm such a procrastinator...

I'm like those kernels that pop after you take the bag out of the microwave.

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