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Did you know the runtime of the new slavery movie is about 60 minutes long?

It’s only 3/5 of a feature film.

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Why didn’t the programmer win a marathon?

He had a runtime error

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There was this guy who asked me, "how do I open this jar?!"

"Install the latest version of the Java Runtime Environment", I said. Silly guy, now he's all confused. People these days... SMH.

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Why did the programmer get kicked out of his high school track team?

He kept getting errors at runtime

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