There was this guy who asked me, "how do I open this jar?!"

"Install the latest version of the Java Runtime Environment", I said. Silly guy, now he's all confused. People these days... SMH.

Why did the programmer get kicked out of his high school track team?

He kept getting errors at runtime

What happens when a computer programmer does a marathon?

Runtime Error.

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