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Professor X to JK Rowling:

Professor X: "What's your power?"

JK Rowling: "I can rewrite the past of fictional characters."

Gay Professor X: "Interesting."

I didn't know JK Rowling was an audiophile, but it isn't surprising

She's obviously very opinionated about trans coding
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Why did the cannibal have a medieval peasant and JK Rowling over for dinner?

They wanted to eat serf and terf.
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How does JK Rowling go down a hill?

Walking...




JK




Rolling
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I'm so gay

I'm so gay, JK Rowling actually just revealed I was straight all along

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