The pharmaceutical company AvKare has issued a recall for two of their drugs which were accidentally switched. An antidepressant and a drug to treat erectile dysfunction.
This explains why my grandfather has been so moody yet my grandmother has been so happy!
If only there was an easier way
Paddy and Paddy, two Irishmen, went out one day and each bought a pig.
When they got home, Paddy turned to Paddy and said, "Paddy, me ol'mate, how are we going to tell who owns which Fookin' Pig?"
Paddy says, "Well Paddy, I'll cut one of te ears off my Fookin Pig, a...
American discovery mapping error (with the right to offend)
The Spanish Cartography Society summoned their voyaging artist, Amerigo Vespucci, to explain what his purported maps of India depicted instead of the standard, approved reality.
AV famously stated, "Um.. err.. I ca.."
Two Blizzard employees are driving through a city and are trying to get to an event.
They've been driving for what feels like an eternity but can't seem to find where the event is hosted. They see a young teenager walking on the sidewalk and decide to ask for directions.
After pulling to the side and stopping the teen they ask: "Excuse us, do you happen to know where the Bliz...
A man was sitting on a blanket at the ocean beach. He had no arms & no legs.
Three women, the first from England, the second from Wales and the third from Ireland, were walking past the poor man feeling sorry for him.
The English woman said: "Have you ever had a hug?" The man said "No," so she gave him a nice warm hug and walked on.
The Welsh woman said...
A woman is in a bar..
She is walking out of the women's bathroom when this man grabs her arm and says "wow youre beautiful" the woman smiles, then the man adds "id love to drink Guinness from your minge" disgusted the woman storms back to her husband who is sat on the over side of the bar. "You wont believe what that gu...