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Where do horses go when they get sick?

The horse-pital.

Lol jks, they get shot.

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The Ultimate Revenge

A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband down the stairs to the garage and put his penis in a vise. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up a hacksaw.

The husban...

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