Jehovah Witness Jokes - 14 Hilarious Jehovah Witness Jokes

In getting tired of the jehovah witnesses.

They keep knocking on the door, trying to make me change my mind

"Please let us out!", "We won't bother you again!", "Have mercy!"

I had a Jehovah witness

Knock on my door one day and asked to come in and speak with me about Jesus.

I said sure come on in, so we went to living room and sat down. And I asked, so what do you want to talk about?

And they said we’re really not sure we have never made it this far before.

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Just bought a Jehovah Witness themed advent calendar,

behind every door someone tells you to fuck off

A Jehovah witness was going from house to house looking to talk to people

He approached a house and saw a man. "Good day" he said "do you have time to discuss, I'm Jehovah witness?"

"Sure" said the man. He let him in the house and they just kept staring at each other until the man asked "so what do you want to talk about?"

Then confused Jehovah witness just ...

Why do Jehovah Witness’s hate Halloween?

They don’t like random people knocking on their door.

Shocked that pesky 'Jehovah Witness' lady by answering the door naked..

Not sure whether she was scared that I was naked or I knew where she lived..

A Vegan, Jehovah Witness and Keto Trainer walk into a bar...

* Everybody Leaves *

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah witness with an atheist?

Someone who knocks on your door for no reason.

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah witness and a Mormon?

I have no idea but I can’t get him off my porch

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Til Jehovah witness woman don't have breasts

They have knockers

If you get an email with the subject "knock knock", dont open it.

It's a Jehovah Witness working from home.

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The boy at home...

A Jehovah Witness knocks on a door and a boy of about 5 years old answers in a bathrobe with a bottle of whiskey in one hand, a cigar in the other, and the unmistakably lewd moans of porno playing somewhere in the house behind him.

Shocked, the Jehovah Witness asks "Ah, um--excuse me little b...

a jehovah witness asks a boy sitting outside a house playing on his phone if his parents are home..

"yes they are" says the boy without looking.
The jehovah witness knocks on the door for a while and nobody comes out, so he asks the boy: "Are you sure your parents are home?"
yes i'm sure says the boy.
After knocking on the door again and after no getting a response the man says "Are you ...

You Know It's Hot When ...

Cows are giving evaporated milk ...
Chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs ...
Catfish are already fried when caught ...
Jehovah Witnesses start telemarketing ...

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