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It Security Jokes

I hired a bee to run my IT security department

He makes really good honeypots

IT security experts have published a list of the 20 most secure passwords.

Reportedly, the first companies are already enforcing their use.

A blonde wants to travel abroad.

She parks her car in front of a bank near the airport and gets out with her trolleys. She then enters the bank and walks to the next teller.

Blonde: Hello, I want to get a loan for $1000,-

Teller: Very well. But I need a credit security in order to grant you that loan.

Blonde: ...

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