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Mike Tyson once angrily accused me of tampering with his satsumas.

He said I was taking the pith.

I'm going to apply for the job as Australia's next cricket captain.

I've been ball tampering for years and never got caught.

Babe, are you Cameron Bancroft?

'Cause I want you tampering with my balls.

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I know everyone is tired of the negativity with all the recent events...

I'm negative too. I'm sorry. I can't help it. I just can't comprehend how this guy is so successful. How did he win? And to be on the biggest stage in the world now. It doesn't make sense. No one ever thought he was a real contender, but here he is.

With all the scandal, how people think his ...

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