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Investigates Jokes

What do you call someone who investigates fire?

A fire distinguisher

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What do you call a scientist who investigates early homo sapien societies but excuses their violent behaviour toward Neanderthals and other sub-species of archaic humans?

An anthro-apologist.

Which detective investigates electrical crimes?

Sherlock Ohms
That's why his partner is called Wattson...

What’s it called when a redneck investigates the murder of one of his family members?

An Incestigation.

Did you hear Julia Roberts has a new movie coming to theaters on St. Patrick's Day?

She plays an Irish legal assistant who investigates the toxic levels of green beer. It's called "Erin Go-Brah-kovich."

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