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Subtitles Jokes

Want to know the easiest and laziest way to write subtitles?

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Why is it that there are no subtitles for the last 15 minutes of "Titanic"?

A good caption always goes down with the ship.

A man cannot read subtitles anymore

So he goes to the city to het his eyes checked. He enters the shop and asks: 'Could you please check my eyes, I might need some glasses'.
The employee replies: 'You sure do sir, but this is a snackbar'.

what do you call tap dancing with subtitles?

Dubstep

This awesome new TV automatically set subtitles to Italian for my Italian girlfriend

I guess the CIA picked up on her hand gestures.

I just finished watching Kill Bill Volume 2

Had to have the subtitles on. Couldn't hear a thing.

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Overall, "Rise of Skywalker" was okay, but there was one thing that really annoyed me all through the film-

Those fucking Chinese subtitles!

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A weeaboo visits Japan and asks:

“Where are the subtitles?”

What language do deaf people think in?

Subtitles.

My New Year’s resolution is to read more

...so I turned the subtitles on my TV.

I bet r/EstonianStandUpComedy would be even better than r/Jokes...

Because the best jokes are always in the subtitles.

Parents: "You need to stop watching TV, and read more!"

Me: * turns on subtitles *

My parents told me I should start watching less television and read more

So I turned the subtitles on

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