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The Woman and the Farmer

A farmer went to a local bar and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman sitting next to him said, 'How about that? I just ordered champagne, too!'
'What a coincidence' the farmer said. 'This is a special day for me. I am celebrating.'...
This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrat...

My friend told me that his wife was infertile

"Inconceivable!" I said.

I just got back from the doctor, who told me I'm infertile.

I'm not kidding.

Why is tomorrow infertile?

Because tomorrow never comes

Why did the infertile chicken cross the road?

She wanted to take adavantage of Burger King's 10 piece special. She now has lil nuggets of her own.

Why are mules infertile?

Because they would be half-assed parents.

Credit to my friend Sean for that one.

My daughter just told me she's infertile.

"That's a great joke," I said. "I can't wait to tell it to my grandchildren."

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Cheek of my doctor. I went in for a check up and he said I'll never have kids. I said "why? am I infertile doctor?"

He said "no your a fat cunt."

My friend Chance told me this one.

A young couple was dealing with unsuccessful pregnancies. Wanting to have a baby, they went to a sperm bank. The woman at the reception desk handed the man a bottle and said "Come back tomorrow with the bottle filled, and we'll see if you're infertile or not."

The next day, the couple came ba...

Went to to the doctor the other day to check my reflexes

Now he's suing me for assault because I made him infertile

So, Mars Bars are just nutless Snickers, right?

I guess you could say that they're infertile.

The girl I'm dating just said those three magic words.

"I am infertile."

In medical school, you really do learn something new every day...

...for instance, today I learned that it's inappropriate to refer to infertile people as "seedless".

Levels of stress.

1) You pick up a hitchhiker, A beautiful young girl. Suddenly she faints inside your car. You take her to the hospital.

-Stressful

2) But hospital says she is pregnant and you are going to be a father. You swiftly say that you are not the father, but the girl says you are!!

-Ver...

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