Why are dairy farmers non-monogamous?

They see udders.

What species of feline can’t be monogamous?

A cheetah

What do you call a group of non-monogamous bloodsucking government workers?

Poly-ticks.

Being cross-eyed has made it difficult for me to stay in monogamous relationships

Sometimes when I'm seeing a girl I can't help but also see someone else on the side

Did you know that horses are monogamous?

They prefer stable relationships.

Did you hear the one about the man who married his Mahogany table?

It was a monogamous mahoganous relationship where he gave his wood to only one wood.

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