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Monogamous Jokes

Why are dairy farmers non-monogamous?

They see udders.

Me and my wife have been in a non-monogamous relationship for about 2 years now...

And if I'm being honest with myself, I'm kind of nervous to tell her.

What species of feline can’t be monogamous?

A cheetah

What do you call a group of non-monogamous bloodsucking government workers?

Poly-ticks.

Did you know that horses are monogamous?

They prefer stable relationships.

Being cross-eyed has made it difficult for me to stay in monogamous relationships

Sometimes when I'm seeing a girl I can't help but also see someone else on the side

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