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Unfertilized Jokes

Pick-Up Line Comebacks

Man: "Haven't we met before?"Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man: "Is this seat empty?"Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man: "So, wanna go...

A man picks up a woman from the bar and takes her home for the night. They have a great night together. In the morning, he's getting off the bed and asks her, "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"

The woman says, "Unfertilized".

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