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Uncircumcised Jokes

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Why are uncircumcised guys always horny?

Because the boys in the hood are always hard.

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What’s the difference between a Nazi an uncircumcised penis?

*and an

Nothing. They’re complete dicks.

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What do an uncircumcised penis and the kkk have in common?

They're both pricks in oversized hoods.

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Why are uncircumcised people loners?

Because they're complete dicks.

A girl refused to blow me because I was uncircumcised.

Guess I wasn't cut out for the job.

[Starwars] How can you tell Luke is Uncircumcised?

Because he has Force Kin.

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What do you call uncircumcised neo-nazis?

Foreskin heads

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Why are black people uncircumcised?

Because they cum from the hood

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Co-workers eyelid story

So I have this co-worker. He's in his mid 60s or so. He was telling me that when he was 14, he was playing baseball and while sliding into 2nd base, the short stops cleat caught him in the eye and tore his eyelid off.
This was in around 1965 or so and skin grafting wasn't really a thing then, so...

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The burn victim

A kid burns his eyelids off one day playing with fireworks. He's rushed to the hospital where they conduct emergency surgery. The kid was fortunately uncircumcised, so they took the foreskin to replace the lids that had been seared away. His parents however, were furious about the rushed surgery bec...

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An American woman is about to have sex with a European man

She pulls down his pants and sees that his penis is uncircumcised.

"Ew! You're not circumcised?" She asks.

"Well, no." He replies. "That's not common where I'm from."

The woman sighs and decides to just go with it. She begins taking off all of her clothes until she's completely ...

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