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I hate it when people use "you're" and "your" incorrectly

There so dumb

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What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?

A seatbelt

My girlfriend is angry with me for incorrectly quoting the Princess Bride

Unbelievable!

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My wife hates it when I quote old movies incorrectly

But frankly, my dear, I don't give a shit!

What word do people almost always pronounce incorrectly?

Incorrectly

Incorrectly pronounced French jokes?

Oh please, so quiche

Is there some way to describe reading Braille incorrectly?

The words are right on the tip of my tongue.

The only way to spell incorrectly correctly

Is to spell it incorrectly.

I just realized I have been using the phrase “sunk cost fallacy” incorrectly all my life.

Oh well, it’s too late to do anything now.

Do you know the definition of incorrectly?

If it goes in smooth and feels good then it's incorrectly!

What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

What do Excel, incels and some people who casually eat figs have in common?

They get confused and incorrectly assume it's a date.


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Thank you for the awards.



As people have pointed out, this joke seems to have originated from a venn diagram, but seeing as I heard it a different way and we can't post venn diagrams on this sub, I don't ...

My friend showed me a joke that really effected me because it used words incorrectly.

It ruined the jokes affect.

Why do left handed people always write incorrectly?

Their right hand has nothing left and their left hand has nothing right.

I've been spending a lot of time trying to come up with a way to wear my mask incorrectly.

I feel like the answer has been right under my nose this whole time.

(Edit: i actually think it would actually be worded better as "i finally found a way to wear my mask incorrectly")

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I hate when people incorrectly categorize Mozart as a classical composer...

Even though he lived during the Classical Era, he was Baroque as fuck.

An old Minnesota farmer found out the Minnesota and Iowa state border had been surveyed incorrectly.

When they told him his house was actually in Iowa by 10 feet He said, "Thank god. No more Minnesota Winters!"

What is the only word in an English dictionary spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly is the only word spelled

I n c o r r e c t l y

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After incorrectly inserting my pin 3 times, I heard the unmistakable pained groans of my wife from behind me.

This voodoo doll is fucking amazing!

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Today the principal at my school incorrectly let go of our school's cherished relief teacher.

Whoops, wrong sub

The ground trembles with my every step.

I have installed the floorboards incorrectly.

How to spot a non-native English speaker on Reddit.

Title: Detecting Non-Native English Speakers on Reddit: Unveiling Language Clues

Introduction:
In the vast realm of online platforms like Reddit, where people from various corners of the world come together to exchange ideas, it's not uncommon to encounter non-native English speakers. This...

On long plane trip, a woman is sitting next to a lawyer. She wants to sleep, but the lawyer does not stop talking...

*"Let's play a game"* - he suggests.


The woman ignores him.


*"To make it interesting"* - he continues - *"if I answer incorrectly to your question, I'll pay you $50. If you answer incorrectly to my question, you pay me $5."*


The woman agrees, and the lawyer asks the ...

What would you do I if told you

that you read the title incorrectly.

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