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A blonde woman visits her husband in prison Before leaving, she tells a correction officer: "You shouldn't make my husband work like that. He's exhausted!" officer laughs, saying: Are you kidding? He just eats and sleeps and stays in his cell!"

"Bullshit! He just told me he is been digging a tunnel for months!"

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Some people say masturbation makes you go blind.

I find it makes me go, "Hhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyeeeeeeeuuuuuuurgh!! "

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What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

Oral sex makes your whole day,

Anal sex makes your hole weak.










Edit: added “whole”
Props to a fellow redditor for correction. u/rex-natchez!

Most people don’t realize how similar the jobs of dentists and correction officers really are.

They both mainly consist of cavity searches.

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