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Correction Jokes

A blonde woman visits her husband in prison.

Before leaving, she tells a correction officer: “You shouldn’t make my husband work like that. He’s exhausted!”

The officer laughs and says, “Are you kidding? He just eats and sleeps and stays in his cell!”

The wife replies: “Bullsht! He just told me he’s been digging a tunnel for mo...

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A publishing company is under fire for their headline "Half of Senate Are Idiots." So they issued a correction the next day

"Half of Senate Are Not Idiots."

I decided to pay for my wife's overbite correction surgery.

Maybe now she can finally shut her mouth.

I just had a scoliosis correction surgery

When I woke up, the doctor said "well, now that we've got that all straightened out, we can focus on recovery"

Bob Dylan misspoke and would like to issue a correction

"It was me you were looking for, babe."

Most people don’t realize how similar the jobs of dentists and correction officers really are.

They both mainly consist of cavity searches.

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An old man is caught checking out a lady

Lady: (disgusted) You're a grown- man

Oldster: Correction. I'm a grown -man
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