How many nonsensical jokes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three

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I had been feeling suicidal from some recent traumatic experiences.

I decided to seek help from a mental health professional. After some counselling, I was not recuperating, and on account of my worsening instability, they implored for me to stay at an in patient psychiatric ward facility.

During my stay, the doctors and psychiatrists informed that they were...

Two crudely translated Persian dad jokes

Dad: Say skill.

Kid: Skill.

Dad: The frog is your height!

Or

Dad: Say bicycle.

Kid: Bicycle:

Dad: Your mustache spins!

Explanation: I grew up with these Persian dad jokes and they always make me laugh when my dad says them. The "punchline" is that the...

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How many consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

1 to collect all the information from the client what he wants done
1 to fill a flipchart with nonsensical bullshit
1 to whip the interns to actually collect the data required (i.e. someone has to pretend to work)
1 to write a report about it
12 to bill the work of the 18 people ...

My four year old neighbor buddy just told me this joke he made up: what do you call a bunny rabbit with no ears?

A backpack.


P.s. I love nonsensical kid jokes.

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