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Woman are so confusing nowadays. I thought opening the door would be the nice thing to do for a lady,

but she just screamed and flew out the plane.

Confusing

A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?" He got the following reply.

"Well, it all started when I got married and I guess I should never have done it. I married a widow with a grown daughter who t...

Put the punchline first.

How do you make a joke confusing?

I am irrationally scared of places like shopping centres, particularly if they are confusing and difficult to navigate.

I have a complex complex complex.

Iron Man is a very confusing character.

I know he’s a guy but he could’ve been Fe Male.

Why is a convent's percussion section so confusing?

It's a co-nun-drum

Time zones are very confusing. Like it's may 2 in australia, may 1 in europe

and 1954 in america

Why are liberal politics so confusing?

In liberal politics, left is right and right is wrong

Telegraph Operators once complained to Morse how some of his codes were confusing and needs to be revised.

But he had no remorse.

Lockdown here in Australia is confusing.

I have no idea what’s open or closed anymore. I just walk up to the automatic doors and if my face hits the glass I just turn around and go home.

Earthquakes are confusing

We know where the fault lies but we have no one to blame

Y’know what would be confusing?

Finding out that your toaster is waterproof

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