Telegraph Operators once complained to Morse how some of his codes were confusing and needs to be revised.

But he had no remorse.

Lockdown here in Australia is confusing.

I have no idea what’s open or closed anymore. I just walk up to the automatic doors and if my face hits the glass I just turn around and go home.

Y’know what would be confusing?

Finding out that your toaster is waterproof

Why are liberal politics so confusing?

In liberal politics, left is right and right is wrong

Time zones are very confusing. Like it's may 2 in australia, may 1 in europe

and 1954 in america

I'll never use that dictionary again...

The definition it gave for "obfuscate" was confusing and misleading.

Iron Man is a very confusing character.

I know he’s a guy but he could’ve been Fe Male.

Earthquakes are confusing

We know where the fault lies but we have no one to blame

I'm starting to not like the Middle East.

The plot's too confusing and I can't connect with any of the characters.

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I've slowly come to the realisation that I'm gay, but it's all been so confusing...

... I just can't think straight!

A woman from[Insert trashy town name here] goes to the local social security office

The registrar asks her a few background questions.

How many kids do you have? I have 8 boys, she says
Ok - what’s the name of the first one? John, she says
Ok - what’s the name of the second one? John, she says
The registrar says - they are both named John? Yes - she replies.
Ok ...

Some words sounding similar can be confusing. For example, Entropy and Atrophy.

Entropy is simply a measure of how much the energy of atoms and molecules become more spread out in a process and can be defined in terms of statistical probabilities, whereas Atrophy, is what you get if you win something.

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i keep confusing "jacuzzi" and "Yakuza"

and now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia

Why did Shakespeare write in ink?

Pencils were confusing to him. 2B or not 2B?

A lot of people find Roman numerals to be confusing, but I for one

V for 5, X for 10, L for 50...

It would be confusing to be a chess player in Australia when you have some money to deposit.

Check, mate

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