Lockdown here in Australia is confusing.

I have no idea what’s open or closed anymore. I just walk up to the automatic doors and if my face hits the glass I just turn around and go home.

Y’know what would be confusing?

Finding out that your toaster is waterproof

Why are liberal politics so confusing?

In liberal politics, left is right and right is wrong

Time zones are very confusing. Like it's may 2 in australia, may 1 in europe

and 1954 in america

Earthquakes are confusing

We know where the fault lies but we have no one to blame

Why did Shakespeare write in ink?

Pencils were confusing to him. 2B or not 2B?

Iron Man is a very confusing character.

I know he’s a guy but he could’ve been Fe Male.

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I've slowly come to the realisation that I'm gay, but it's all been so confusing...

... I just can't think straight!

Some words sounding similar can be confusing. For example, Entropy and Atrophy.

Entropy is simply a measure of how much the energy of atoms and molecules become more spread out in a process and can be defined in terms of statistical probabilities, whereas Atrophy, is what you get if you win something.

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i keep confusing "jacuzzi" and "Yakuza"

and now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia

I asked a girl if she is from Nashville, confusing her.

"No, Why?" she asks.

"Because you're the only Ten I see.", I replied.

A lot of people find Roman numerals to be confusing, but I for one

V for 5, X for 10, L for 50...

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An old lion chases a tired rabbit

After being kicked from the pride, the old lion tries to hunt for food. He finds and chases after a rabbit day and night all around the jungle through the old creek and the thick forest finally ending up at the magic temple where a fairy lives. Upon hearing the ruckus she comes out to see both the a...

It would be confusing to be a chess player in Australia when you have some money to deposit.

Check, mate

An Indonesian ambassador and a Polish ambassador are meeting in America to discuss international relationships when the American embassy worker gets confused.

"Their country flags are so similar and confusing," the American embassy worker thought to himself, "How can I tell the Indonesian flag and the Polish flag apart?"

"Is the white strip located above the red stripe?" The embassy worker asked the ambassadors.

"Tak" replied the ambassadors...

what’s all this commotion in Israel?

i don’t know, the media is confusing. all I can tell is that the struggle isreal

The roman numeral system has always been confusing to me.

I will never understand why they use I, for one, but not V for Vendetta.

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