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Confusing Jokes

Iron Man is a very confusing character.

I know he’s a guy but he could’ve been Fe Male.

What is the most confusing day in Alabama?

Fathers Day.

Time zones are very confusing. Like it's may 2 in australia, may 1 in europe

and 1954 in america

Confusing

A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?" He got the following reply.

"Well, it all started when I got married and I guess I should never have done it. I married a widow with a grown daughter who t...

Which insect do Americans find most confusing?

Cricket.

People complain that using "they" as singular pronoun will make things confusing.

That sounds like a "you" problem.

Why are liberal politics so confusing?

In liberal politics, left is right and right is wrong

Why are races in Helsinki so confusing?

Because every line is a Finnish line.

I've just seen the most confusing book...

Ventriloquism for Dummies

Why is a convent's percussion section so confusing?

It's a co-nun-drum

Lockdown here in Australia is confusing.

I have no idea what’s open or closed anymore. I just walk up to the automatic doors and if my face hits the glass I just turn around and go home.

Most Confusing Password

I was in a couple’s home trying to fix their Internet connection. The husband called out to his wife in the other room for the computer password. “Start with a capital S, then 123,” she shouted back.

We tried S123 several times, but it didn’t work. So we called the wife in. As she input the p...

Woman are so confusing nowadays. I thought opening the door would be the nice thing to do for a lady,

but she just screamed and flew out the plane.

Y’know what would be confusing?

Finding out that your toaster is waterproof

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i keep confusing "jacuzzi" and "Yakuza"

and now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia

Life is confusing

Donate your body to science and your a hero; donate someone else’s and you a murder

I am irrationally scared of places like shopping centres, particularly if they are confusing and difficult to navigate.

I have a complex complex complex.

I keep confusing Descartes with Diogenes

I am what I am, a plucked chicken.

In a movie theater crowd watches a movie. During funny moments only one person laughs. Confusingly, he turns around and explains:

"Sorry, I haven't seen the trailer."

Erotic asphyxiation is confusing

I can't tell if people are coming or going

Women on dating sites are so confusing!

They ask for a "genuine guy" then block you when you send.........proof

Confusing Puzzle

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started.'

Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' ...

Me: You know, sometimes abbreviating names can be confusing.

GF: You think so?

Me: Definitely.

George Foreman: That’s interesting.

...a confusing situation!

What do you get when you cross a joke with time travel...?

The most confusing dual citizenship?

French and Spanish, because then you have to decide between being on strike and unemployed.

Why is chess confusing in Australia?

"Check, mate."

Confusing the enemy ;)

Last night I did something terrible to mosquitoes, they will never forget. I opened the windows and let them all inside then I closed the windows and slept outside. it's called confusing the enemy.

What's the most confusing day in Compton?

Father's day.

Might start using conjunctions more confusingly...

Maybe I won’t, maybe I’ll.

The roman numeral system has always been confusing to me.

I will never understand why they use I, for one, but not V for Vendetta.

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I've slowly come to the realisation that I'm gay, but it's all been so confusing...

... I just can't think straight!

I didn't take my husband's name when I got married.

I figured it'd be confusing if we were both called Keith

Some words sounding similar can be confusing. For example, Entropy and Atrophy.

Entropy is simply a measure of how much the energy of atoms and molecules become more spread out in a process and can be defined in terms of statistical probabilities, whereas Atrophy, is what you get if you win something.

I find this a little confusing...

If crime fighters fight crime, and fire fighters fight fire, what a freedom fighters fighting?

Telegraph Operators once complained to Morse how some of his codes were confusing and needs to be revised.

But he had no remorse.

Girls are so confusing

She said "don't stop" and now I'm in jail.

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Seeing someone struggle with auto-eroctic asphyxiation is confusing

I can never tell If there cuming or going.

A lot of people find Roman numerals to be confusing, but I for one

V for 5, X for 10, L for 50...

Why are books about mushrooms so confusing?

They have too many different morels.

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