Confusing Jokes

I know he’s a guy but he could’ve been Fe Male.

Fathers Day.

and 1954 in america

A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?" He got the following reply.

"Well, it all started when I got married and I guess I should never have done it. I married a widow with a grown daughter who t... read more

Cricket.

That sounds like a "you" problem.

In liberal politics, left is right and right is wrong

Because every line is a Finnish line.

Ventriloquism for Dummies

It's a co-nun-drum

I have no idea what’s open or closed anymore. I just walk up to the automatic doors and if my face hits the glass I just turn around and go home.

I was in a couple’s home trying to fix their Internet connection. The husband called out to his wife in the other room for the computer password. “Start with a capital S, then 123,” she shouted back.

We tried S123 several times, but it didn’t work. So we called the wife in. As she input the p... read more

but she just screamed and flew out the plane.

Finding out that your toaster is waterproof

Donate your body to science and your a hero; donate someone else’s and you a murder

I have a complex complex complex.

I am what I am, a plucked chicken.

"Sorry, I haven't seen the trailer."

I can't tell if people are coming or going

They ask for a "genuine guy" then block you when you send.........proof

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started.'

Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' ... read more

GF: You think so?

Me: Definitely.

George Foreman: That’s interesting.

What do you get when you cross a joke with time travel...?

French and Spanish, because then you have to decide between being on strike and unemployed.

"Check, mate."

Last night I did something terrible to mosquitoes, they will never forget. I opened the windows and let them all inside then I closed the windows and slept outside. it's called confusing the enemy.

Father's day.

Maybe I won’t, maybe I’ll.

I will never understand why they use I, for one, but not V for Vendetta.

I figured it'd be confusing if we were both called Keith

Entropy is simply a measure of how much the energy of atoms and molecules become more spread out in a process and can be defined in terms of statistical probabilities, whereas Atrophy, is what you get if you win something.

If crime fighters fight crime, and fire fighters fight fire, what a freedom fighters fighting?

But he had no remorse.

She said "don't stop" and now I'm in jail.

V for 5, X for 10, L for 50...

They have too many different morels.