What do you call a self-contradictory idiot from Australia?

An "Aussie-Moron"

I’m paradoxical and contradictory,

I hate redundancy and repetition.

There are many contradictory statements like...

Pacifist mass murder, Clinton keeping emails, and Apple is innovative.

Most Contradictory Inspirational Quote Ever?

"Follow Your Dreams."

-Freddy Kreuger, 2016

How many contradictory Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nein.

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