Inconsistent Jokes

It is having varying degrees of success

Because they dim sum...

1. Lists
2.
3. Uncompleted things
D. Inconsistent formating
E. Irony

A. Bad at grammar

B. Bad at titles

C. Grammar

D. Repetitive

H. Don't know the alphabet

5. Inconsistent

7. Don't know number line

12. Repetitive

237. Too ambitious

(239) Inconsistent

(6) Childish

(7) Easily distracted
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1) Self-referential lists

B. Inconsistently formatted lists

Did you know that:

1. 80% of Reddit users are more likely to click on an NSFW post than on a regular one?
2. the statistic above is not a fact and has been made up
3. the statements above are false
4. the 3 statements above are inconsistent with each other (i.e. cannot all hold... read more

... I only have four flaws.

1) I lack humility.
b) I'm inconsistent.
Finally, I can't count.