Inconsistent Jokes

Because they dim sum...

It is having varying degrees of success

1. Lists
2.
3. Uncompleted things
D. Inconsistent formating
E. Irony

1) Self-referential lists

B. Inconsistently formatted lists

Did you know that:

1. 80% of Reddit users are more likely to click on an post than on a regular one?
2. the statistic above is not a fact and has been made up
3. the statements above are false
4. the 3 statements above are inconsistent with each other (i.e. cannot all hold... read more

... I only have four flaws.

1) I lack humility.
b) I'm inconsistent.
Finally, I can't count.