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In Sea Jokes

Don't invest in SeaWorld

It's really starting to tank

What do you call a sea cow in Seattle?

A sea-cattle.





I'm so sorry for the cringe...

A blonde has achy feet, so her doctor recommends she soak them in sea water twice a day.

She's never been to the beach before, so she's glad to have a good excuse to go there.

She gets a hotel room near the beach and takes two empty buckets down to the shore. There's a lifeguard up on the stand, so she asks him, "How much for two bucketfuls of your sea water?"

Happy to mak...

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