I tried to explain a concept to my friend using a metaphor about the shallow water along a shoreline.
Didn't work. He took it littorally
Why do pirates avoid sailing in shallow water?
With only one eye, they have terrible depth perception.
Washington state salmon fisheries are suing campers who have been walking in shallow waters where salmon traditionally spawn
The case is Roe vs. Wade.
Business competitors
Two friendly competitors in the NY garment center go on vacation to Miami Beach. Saul is not a good swimmer and goes out too far from the beach and realizes he is in trouble. He yells for Herbie who dives into the water and pulls Saul into the shallow water. When Saul is out of trouble Herbie asks h...
I, an Orca, tried to warn my brother countless times.
He just had to eat that family of dolphins in shallow water.
Well, the idiot beached himself.
If I told him once I told him a thousand times.
“Don’t eat Tide Pods.”
A man is canoeing in the everglades
After spending the day exploring, things look differently then he remembers finding his way back, and realizes he’s lost.
To make matters worse, a large reptilian appears to be swimming under and around his boat as the sun is starting to drop.
At his wits end, he yells “goddammit im l...
Little Stump was a very, very sad boy...
Because he had no arms and no legs.
But his friends always tried to cheer him up and bring him along on their trips. One day, they decided to go to the beach and invite Little Stump.
"No, I better not, I'll be a burden!" Little Stump reluctantly replied.
"Common, you've never be...
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