Importing Jokes - 5 Hilarious Importing Jokes

Tech companies stopped importing microchips into Russia

Due to supply disruption, Spuntik V vaccination campaign will be put on hold until sanctions are lifted.

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Mexico should stop importing cocaine for a month;

then the Americans will be the ones climbing the wall...

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In the year 2045 Elon is tired of importing ice-cream from Earth to the Martian colonies.

The next day he puts a group of dairy cows on a rocket to Mars.

But inter-planetary customs officers make him hold the rocket in orbit while they inspect the cows. Earth leaders don't want to lose the tax revenue from exporting ice-cream and are looking for a reason to reposes his cattle. ...

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Did you hear about Minnesota's new law against importing soft drinks?

It's soda-MN hard to get a drink there anymore.

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For my next car, I’m thinking of importing a Honda directly from Japan and pay the necessary tariffs.

It will be my Civic duty.

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