I want to start up a business illegally importing woodwind instruments from South Asia

There is a lot of money in sax trafficking.

In the year 2045 Elon is tired of importing ice-cream from Earth to the Martian colonies.

The next day he puts a group of dairy cows on a rocket to Mars.

But inter-planetary customs officers make him hold the rocket in orbit while they inspect the cows. Earth leaders don't want to lose the tax revenue from exporting ice-cream and are looking for a reason to reposes his cattle. ...

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For my next car, I’m thinking of importing a Honda directly from Japan and pay the necessary tariffs.

It will be my Civic duty.

Mexico should stop importing cocaine for a month;

then the Americans will be the ones climbing the wall...

Did you hear about Minnesota's new law against importing soft drinks?

It's soda-MN hard to get a drink there anymore.

There is an outstanding warrant for a man with a prosthetic leg who was caught importing drugs. But after a year, he has still not been caught

Police say they're stumped

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