I want to start up a business illegally importing woodwind instruments from South Asia
There is a lot of money in sax trafficking.
In the year 2045 Elon is tired of importing ice-cream from Earth to the Martian colonies.
The next day he puts a group of dairy cows on a rocket to Mars.
But inter-planetary customs officers make him hold the rocket in orbit while they inspect the cows. Earth leaders don't want to lose the tax revenue from exporting ice-cream and are looking for a reason to reposes his cattle. ...
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For my next car, I’m thinking of importing a Honda directly from Japan and pay the necessary tariffs.
It will be my Civic duty.
Mexico should stop importing cocaine for a month;
then the Americans will be the ones climbing the wall...
Did you hear about Minnesota's new law against importing soft drinks?
It's soda-MN hard to get a drink there anymore.
There is an outstanding warrant for a man with a prosthetic leg who was caught importing drugs. But after a year, he has still not been caught
Police say they're stumped