And my first and last name too, in case they miss my point.
Which Marvel villain is the master of subtlety?
A man moves from China to the US looking for work
After he and his wife settle in, they find themselves prospering in their new country. Years later, they have a son, who grows up to be a powerful and respected businessman. One day, he comes home with a woman wrapped around his arm
"Mom, Dad" he says,"This is Tiffany Wong." His parents are...
A Sergeant calls his men out to line up on parade.
He calls out: "Private Smith, take one step forward!" After Smith does so, the Sergeant baldly announces: "We've just had word.....your mother is dead!" Whereupon Private Smith collapses on the ground and starts crying uncontrollably.
When the Commanding Officer hears about this, he calls in ...
There once was an old man who used to buy the lottery every single day for his whole life, and never won. One day, he had a heart attack and was rushed to the hospital; before he could see the winning lotto numbers on TV. His wife saw the numbers, and realized that he had just won the MegaMillions. ...
What do you call a weak cup of tea?