Hugh Jackman Jokes - 9 Hilarious Hugh Jackman Jokes

Hugh Jackman films a movie in the Swiss Alps and loses his Dell laptop.

Just when he thinks it's lost forever, he is grateful to see it found, in the hands of a yodeler who tells him:

"Your Dell lay here, Hugh!"

What was Hugh Jackman called before he was super famous?

Small Ackman...

Because he wasn't huge yet.

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My wife always takes long baths after we finish watching a Hugh Jackman movie

I don't know what she's doing in there, but it gives me lots of time to jerk off to Hugh Jackman

If Hugh Jackman turns out to be a con-artist...

Then his whole life will have been a huge act......man.

What do Hugh Jackman and Caitlyn Jenner have in common?

They're both X-Men

My mate wears the same jacket when he's impersonating either Matt Damon or Hugh Jackman.

Maybe he's Bourne with it, maybe it's Wolverine.

What’s the difference between Wolverine and Paul Bunyan?

One’s a Hugh Jackman, the other is a huge ax man.

A bunch of actors were getting ready to be in a movie about famous singers and they were deciding who’s gonna be who

RDJ said “I’ll be Beethoven” and Hugh Jackman said “I’ll be Freddie Mercury” and then everyone turned to Arnold Schwarzenegger said “I’ll be Bach”

Hollywood is creating a movie about all the great classical musicians, their lives, and their work.

To make the best movie possible, the director contacted several famous actors.

The director asked Matt Damon, and he said he'd be Beethoven.

A message to Hugh Jackman had him agreeing to be Chopin.

Johnny Depp said he'd be glad to play Mozart.

Even Tom Cruise said he wo...

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