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Daniel Craig Jokes

Daniel Craig has narrowly avoided death after falling into an industrial mixer whilst on a Martini factory tour. Fortunately the machine wasn't switched on.

He is reportedly shaken

Have Sean Connery and Daniel Craig ever hung out?

I think they would really bond

What is the name of Daniel Craig's last movie?

Probably, "Bond Voyage."

Daniel Craig was explaining why his character had grey hair for the first time ever in the franchise.

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What do you call it when Daniel Craig has kinky sex?

Bondage!

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When i have a martini shaken not stirred, i always add a viagra

It might not make me Daniel Craig, but it will make me Roger more.

My Chemistry homework is asking me to rank the bonds by relative strength.

Could Pierce Brosnan or Daniel Craig beat Sean Connery in a fight?

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