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Gaston Jokes

Did you hear? Gaston won an award!

He won the No Belle prize.

Gaston from Beauty and the Beast says he eats 5 dozen eggs every day...

He must be a millionaire!

Why is Gaston the most peaceful Disney villain?

Because he won the No-Belle Prize

What is Gaston Bachelard's favourite kind of wine?

Merlot-ponty

Whats the evidence that Gaston is the best guy ever?

He won the no Belle prize

Bell curves mean one thing to statisticians

And something completely different to Gaston

When I think about it, Gaston really was a peaceable chap...

It's a shame. He was a shoe in for the No-Belle prize.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I used to watch movies with my friend when we’re growing up.

One thing I don’t really get is how he used to adore who I hate. Johnny in The Karate Kid, Draco Malfoy in Harry Potter, Gaston in Beauty and the Beast. They are the definition of a bully.

He just came out last week. No wonder he likes assholes, he’s gay.

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