Van Helsing Jokes - 5 Hilarious Van Helsing Jokes

Why did the vampire set Van Helsing’s house on fire?

He likes his stakes well done

Why did Donald Trump hire Van Helsing?

To stop the Count.

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"So, Doctor van Helsing, we meet at last," said the Count.

van Helsing turned slowly. The castle library was lit in patches by the bright moonlight spilling through the windows, and otherwise only in a circle of yellow gold by the Dutchman's candle. He had never even heard the door open or a hint of a footfall; and yet there Count Dracula was, less than twe...

Just as the Count was about to pounce on van Helsing, the door to the library was flung open.

Incontinently, a host of furious villagers stormed into the library, waving blazing torches and voicing dire threats. The Count turned to leap on them, then reeled back, repelled at the reek of garlic that wafted from them like a solid thing.

"Count Dracula!" cried the burgomaster, a solid ci...

What’s Van Helsing’s favorite kind of restaurant?

A stakehouse

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