One day Jesus was delivering a sermon to his flock. "The path to the Lord lies at y=x2−4x+2". A passer-by leans over to Peter and whispers "what's he banging on about?"
Peter replies "don't worry, it's just one of his parabolas"
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Roses are red
Congress is red
The Senate is red
The White House is red
welp
Edit: insert communist pun here
Edit x2: what the fuck did i just get gold for this
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