Hot Pink Jokes

While they’re putting on their life preservers, they start talking about what they’re going to wear.

The white woman says “I’m going to wear my hot pink bikini, because when they rescue us they’ll easily be able to see it and hot pink really accentuates my features.”

The Hispanic woman... read more

Three black women are in an airport, discussing back and forth about their flight from Newark to London, and the difficulties therein. Finally, they come around to what happens if the plane crashes.

The first woman says "If we go down, I'ma make sure I'm wearing hot pink panties."

The ... read more

If you're on a majestic stallion, chasing after a grizzly bear with your musket loaded, ready to fire, neither gaining nor losing the other, and as you turn your back you see a ferocious lion in hot pink, ready to take you down.....


You should seriously get your drunk ass of that carousel... read more

A Deliveryman has to drop off his last package of the day at this mansion. He walks up to the door, rings the bell and a ten year old boy answers the door. The boy is wearing a hot pink teddy, has a lit cigar in one hand and glass of scotch in the other. The deliveryman understandably shocked says: ... read more