The baby blue whale is the 2nd largest baby in the world
Right after people who are still complaining about wearing masks.
I swiped right on a girl without a picture, and we matched.
# So after a brief chat i went to go pick her up. I wasn't expecting much, probably 300 lbs with bad skin, but hey, I was so desperate it was this or join an incel chatroom.
I walked up to the door and lo and behold, 5'2", baby blue eyes, strawberry blonde hair, all the right curves in all th...
The sky was blue, the moon was high, we were together, just her and I...
The sky was blue, the moon was high, we were together, just her and I.
Her hair was brown, her eyes baby blue, I knew exactly what she wanted to do.
And so, with courage, I did my best and laid my hand upon her breast.
Her face was light, her body fine, I ran my finger down her ...
A wife wants a fancy Porsche for her fiftieth birthday
She drops hints to her husband:
"You know we've had a really good year, heck, good decade, fiscally. For my birthday, I'm really hoping for something sleek, maybe baby blue. Something you can really step on and it'll go from 0 to 200 in like .2 seconds..."
The husband nods knowingly. S...
A 2nd painter was hired to help paint a room...
The new painter walks up to the Old painter who is sitting at the front of the house with his hands covering his face.
New painter asks "What's wrong."
Old painter says with an exhausted voice "The client can't make up his mind on what color he wants the room to be. One day he wants bl...
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