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Horse Shoe Jokes

Saw A Homeless person pushing a trolley full of horse shoes and rabbit feet

I thought to myself he's really pushing his luck

Another joke for my cake day.

The sand crab and the horse shoe crab are the best of friends. They do everything together.

Then one day the horse shoe crab dies. He goes up to heaven and Saint Peter meets him at the gates. Saint Peter asks him if he has any questions and he says no. So Saint Peter gives him a harp, a...

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An Irish man goes for a job as a Farrier

An Irishman goes for a job as a Farrier (horse shoer).
During the interview the Irishman is asked,
"Have you had much experience shoeing horses?"
The Irishman replies "No, but I told a donkey to fuck off once!"

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